WOKE COUNCIL’S VIRTUE SIGNAL

By Greta Thunderface

IF you ever wondered why your Council Tax goes up every year and what ingenious methods your council has come up with to waste your money – look no further than Wokemoreland & Farcical Council.

The Lib Dem dictatorship running the show continues to puff away on the funny fags delusion that the Council can tackle climate change.

The council has managed to amass a staggering 15 members of staff to work in its grossly over-resourced “Climate Change & Nature Department.”

Christ on a cracker. What do they do all day?

Three staff would be too many but 15 is a football team with subs.

(They’re supposedly working on reducing carbon emissions.)

I hope they’re all sharing the same car to drive to work!

The trouble is that climate change is the job of massive publicly-funded Government departments and agencies….like, er, The Environment Agency, and The Department for Energy Security and Net Zero; and the Department for the Environment – which are already being paid for by the taxpayer.

And what influence does Wokemoreland and Farcical wield on the world stage that it’s not telling us about?

Emissions in China, America and Russia far outweigh those of little Britain, so Wokemoreland’s pitiful contributions are like turning up at an earthquake with a dustpan and brush.

Here in the UK, emissions have halved since 1990 and we’re responsible for less than 1% of global emissions.

Yet somehow our over-charging council deems it necessary to have 15 members of staff sitting around in huddles discussing a problem that eludes the finest minds on the world stage.

Virtue Signal well and truly received!