THROW another by-election on the barbie, Sheila, and peel me the scab off a couple of cold tinnies!
Barrow’s superwoman MP Michelle Scrogerm – the self-styled “rescuer of the NHS” – has swanned off on a grossly unnecessary jolly vitally important trade mission to Australia!
It’s all part of the Barrow shipyard AUKUS tie-up with our cobbers from Down Under and our rootin’, tootin’ pardners across the Pond.
We’re sure this unprecedented trilateral continental nuclear submarine security partnership would have sunk without the personal oversight of the, er, former Ulverston shopkeeper.
Many will know that Australia is home to some of the most dangerous, venomous and poisonous snakes in the world that you absolutely cannot turn your back on for a second.
As a member of Keirnocchio’s Labour Government, we can only assume the Barrow MP is fully inoculated.
Ecstatic constituents in Barrow and Furness have been roundly applauding her involvement in the 10,000-mile expedition on the website of the dying, if not dead, Evening Snail.
Instead of saying didgeridoo to the trip, the verdict seems to be DIDGERIDONT!
Which reminds us. Whatever happened to Zoom?
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